Failed Pickup Lines, 101.
Jefferson and Belvedire
Guy: Hey, you got a dollar you can spare?
Me: Um, let me check....
Guy: cause I'm just trying to get a bus, so I can make my court date.
Me: OK, lets see, (pulling out a Doritos wrapper, lighter, receipts, business cards, fliers, etc..)
Guy: You having a nice day? You look Good.
Me: So I have like, 17 cents. (dropping it in his hand) here you go. You take care, bud. OK?
Guy: You got a man? Any chance I can get in touch with you so I can see you again?
Me: Not a chance in Hell, but thanks for asking.
Guy: Awww baby, I'd treat you good!
Me: Dude, You just asked me for a dollar to get to court. But good luck with your court date!